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Thursday, April 10, 2014

SWIM KIDS $10 OFF Coupon Code!!!

801.944.8811
...
Last week I woke up and thought,
"swim school. it's time to be thinking about swim school."
then i wiped someone's nose and loaded my dishwasher 
or pried two fighting children off of each other and forgot about it.
then again today while two rowdy kindergarteners were climbing over the baby 
into the back seat of my van yelling about easter eggs and tarantulas in the boys bathroom,
and one of them had a shaved head for hot summer heat on its way this week,
i thought
"swim school. i need to check out swim school."
are you thinking about swim school?
'cause i'm thinking about swim school.
ATTENTION! ATTENTION!
i have swim school figured out for you this year:)
FORGET THE REC CENTER!
reasons to forget the rec center:
1. sweaty
2. steamy
3. rowdy
4. crowded
5. and mostly you're just paying 
for you kid to splash on the 
steps with friends.
yep, i've been there.
i've done that.
i spent over $200 for Brennan to take lessons at our local REC CENTER three summers ago.
after 3 straight months, 4 days a week, and over $200,
he never learned a thing.
ok,
that's a lie,
he did in fact learn how to blow bubbles and splash the other kids in his over sized class.
for over $200.
{did i mention i spent over $200 for this?}
AND HE LEARNED NOTHING.
i sat in the humid confines of a noisy indoor REC CENTER pool,
lined with moms and strollers,
plastic white benches,
and the sounds of screaming children in over sized classes bouncing off of the indoor pool walls.
i'm breaking out into a cold sweat right now remembering it.
being the frugal mama that i am, 
i of course thought that the REC CENTER lessons were good enough.
WRONG.
REC CENTER lessons are a waste of time AND money!
AND
you have to wake up at the crack of dawn {or force your husbands to do so} 
to get the times and days you want.
as far as i'm concerned,
if one of my kids or the dog i don't have aren't the ones getting me up, 
then i have no business being awake when it is dark out.
especially not for rec center swimming lessons.
so here is your answer folks.
it's simple.
here
you 
go.
i've made a comparison for your viewing pleasure.
you're welcome in advance.

3 MONTHS of REC CENTER lessons 
FOUR DAYS A WEEK=
1. ZERO
2. ZILCH
3. NADA swimming skills
4. no floating by himself
5. no swimming by himself

HOWEVER...

AFTER 3 LESSONS with SwimKids last summer, 
only going ONCE A WEEK=

1. floating by himself
2. swimming toward his teacher by himself 
3. rolling onto his back by himself while swimming toward his teacher by himself
4. swimming half of the pool length by himself
5. rolling from back to tummy and tummy to back by himself

AND 
you get to sit in the great outdoors of the infamous "family yard" 
that you've all become so fond of hearing about over the years.
YOU HAVE TO SEE WHAT DAVE HAS DONE TO THE YARD THIS YEAR!
DOUBLED!
TRIPLED!
it's bigger.
LOTS bigger.
no humid confines of a rec center's stuffy indoor pool.
no masses of moms and strollers.
no screaming over sized classes.
instead you will be pampered with a gorgeous pavilion,
unlimited padded patio chairs in the shade or sunshine {whichever you fancy}.
lush horticulture and the sweet chirping sounds of birds that come to feed themselves 
out of variety of bird feeder houses that sit along the creek that runs through the yard.
and best of all...
private lessons 
with teachers who not only KNOW your child's name
but also know who their favorite super hero and disney princess are.
can't
be
beat.

GUYS!!!!!
today is your lucky day.
when you woke up this morning and you stubbed your toe, 
while pouring milk into a sippy cup,
onto the floor you just mopped {or not},
you didn't think it was that lucky.
BUT NOW
it's lucky.
L-U-C-K-Y.
lucky.
{my favorite swimming school establishment} 
is offering an EXCLUSIVE COUPON CODE to my beloved favorites 
in other words: YOU.
readers, friends, and family.
see what i mean?!
L
U
C
K
Y
day.
here are the details:

$10 OFF YOUR TOTAL REGISTRATION.
{this is HUGE my friends. UNHEARD OF.}
enter the
COUPON CODE "EM10"
in the comments section of your registration request.
to begin 
your registration.
You will receive a call back confirmation, at which point you will pay with a Visa or MasterCard.
Don't forget to sign the waiver:)
......
LESSONS BEGIN JUNE 9TH, 2014
{they are also flexible with your schedule and vacation plans!}
OFFER ONLY VALID AT MIDVALE LOCATION
PRIVATE LESSON SPOTS AVAILABLE M-F 8AM-1PM THROUGH AUGUST 8, 2014
PRIVATE LESSONS AGES 2-7.
PARENT TOT CLASS WEDNESDAYS AT 10:30AM 
FOR AGES 4 MONTHS-2 YEARS
{or form your own class time with a minimum of 3 people who want the same day and time.}
WATER KEPT AT 90 DEGREES!
{8 lesson minimum recommended for new beginners.}
{max learning to float by herself on her 2nd swimming lesson last year. 
she was confidently floating by herself by her 3rd lesson.}
...
SIGN UP TODAY!
Don't forget, you get an exclusive
$10 OFF YOUR TOTAL REGISTRATION!!!
enter the
COUPON CODE "EM10"
in the comments section of your registration form.
to begin 
your registration.
anyone can use the code.
share the code.
LOVE THE CODE!
expires August 8th, 2014
you're welcome:)

2 comments:

kkupfer said...

do you know if they do this everywhere? or just your city? It looks so fun.

Em said...

Kim--they have locations all over. You can call the swim kids number at the top of this post and ask where the closest one to you is. However, the $10 off coupon is available at the Midvale location only:)